Monday, May 16, 2016

Super Tripp is 5!


Super Tripp is 5


"Who has a birthday?" I exclaim, stepping into my daughter's living room, a few shopping bags tucked under my arms.

"I do!" Ollie shouts. "I have a birfday!" He thrusts his small hand in the air.

"It's my birthday," Tripp says, "Not yours, Ollie." 

"But, I have a little something for Ollie too," I say quickly, watching a turbulent array of emotions flood the face of my youngest grandson.

I produce a box of melamine bowls, each decorated with colorful swirls representing a different planet.

"My bowls!" Ollie shouts. "My pwanets!"

"Maybe we can share, " Tripp suggests.

Ollie gets busy naming each planet: "Earf! Jupituh! Uranus!" and then stacks them in order, beginning with Mercury, which is closest to the sun. He explains that it takes Mars 88 days to orbit the sun. He's two and a half. His favorite planet is Saturn.

Tripp, the birthday boy, opens his presents: a planet matching game, a book of Greek Myths deemed "too scary for bedtime" by his mother, a stomp rocket, a book about saving sea turtles, and Geo Bingo. 

As Tripp begins to place all the planet cards face down, his mother declares that there are too many pairs, and suggests each boy pick his favorites. All of the planet cards are Ollie's favorites. He needs his Jupituh.

Tripp and I start a game of Geo Bingo. After turning over a card, I read the name of a country such as South Africa, and Tripp scans his board looking for the matching yellow shape and using the first letters of the country's name as a clue. When I have 5 in a row and am poised to proclaim a win, a look from his mother makes me shut my mouth before any words escape. 

"Mom," she reminds me, "He wins, not you."

Ollie abandons his game of appropriating all the plastic tubs of Play Doh to join us at the table. I roll Play Doh into a ball to make Saturn. "I need my rings!" Ollie tells me. I roll a series of snaky shapes and Ollie wraps them around Saturn, singing his planet song. 

Dinner is tricky. Both boys eat apples. Katherine and I are having organic pizza. Tripp does not like pizza, because the sauce is spicy; even after it has been meticulously scraped off, the thought of it touching his lips makes his face crumple. Ollie likes pizza, but not cheese, so he will eat crust. They both eat clementines, but only if they are referred to as oranges. Tripp eats smoked salmon. 

"Remember? I introduced him to it at Easter," I say.

"Yeah, thanks for that," my daughter responds. "He ate an entire package yesterday for breakfast. You owe me $36.50."

The theme for Tripp's birthday party is SUPER HEROES, so Katherine lets each boy put on a cape and chase each other until bedtime. The name of this game is "WAIT FOR MEEE!!"


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At 6:30am on the following day, I bring croissants for breakfast. The boys are at play and their mother is finishing the capes for the birthday party. Each child will have a cape with his/her initial on the back. When Katherine holds up Lila's cape, Tripp is so overcome with love he has to dive beneath the dining room table.

Sadly, Tripp is sick. He has been dosed with Advil, which momentarily helps him to feel better. Well enough to don his cape and fly around the room in pursuit of Oliver.

"You have to rest," his mother says.

"I don't want to rest," Tripp moans. His eyes are ringed in light brown, his nose is drippy, and he coughs, carefully, into his elbow.

"You can't run," his mother says.

"I am feeling very sad," Tripp says, his chin dropping to his chest.

"How about you try walking slowly?" I suggest.

Tripp scuttles bent over in a tripod position as though playing wheelbarrow. "Like this?"

His mother is cutting felt circles. I am making Play Doh "neat" balls for Oliver to go with Play Doh pasta and spaghetti, which Ollie is mixing together with the planet cards from the match game in the glass bowl his mother has been using to cut circles.

Tripp is bleating, and his mother threatens to call the party off unless he takes a teaspoon of medicine.

"Call the party off," he says tearfully.

"Or we can go back to the doctor," his mother says.

"Go back to the doctor," Tripp says.

"This is ridiculous," his mother sighs. "Would you like some ice cream to take with the medicine?"

"Okay."

Ollie and I are fascinated. First Tripp takes a bite of ice cream, then a sip in which his tongue barely touches the medicine, if at all. The entire ritual takes 20 minutes.

Next we fill 14 goody bags. Tripp wants a yo-yo, and as I'm showing him how to use it, half of it falls on the floor.

"Oh, no!" he wails. "My yo-yo!"

"I want a yo-yo!" Ollie demands.

"They're kind of chintzy," I comment to Tripp. "That's why yours broke."

Ollie's yo-yo falls to the floor in two pieces.

I start telling Katherine an interesting story about golf, and she says, "I really can't have you talking to me right now."

The boys and I discuss the Andromeda Galaxy, Little Ghost Nebula, comets, the Hubble Telescope, the Mars Rover, and the atmosphere.

It's only 8:20am. The party isn't for hours.



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Friday, April 22, 2016

Granny Run


Nora has to have her appendix out today...
any chance you can come down?

Is this a paid position?

I bound at the first opportunity to see the boys: fling cosmetics and workout clothes in an expensive multicolored Tumi overnight bag and drive 4 1/2 hours to Long Island listening to 60s on 6 or a variety of TED podcasts.

What's your ETA? 

90 min?

Awesome. Godspeed.

LUNCH?

No thanks.
Ha!
I'll make you avocado toast.

My daughter is terribly busy working on a new project for her company that is frightfully hush-hush. 

"I don't even know why I ever tell you anything," she says. "You are the worst at keeping secrets!"

"Only within the family," is my response.

After the obligatory begging for details, I feign complete disinterest, which results in a hint: "You can google Oheka Castle in Newsday."

"You can't tell me about something that's been published in Newsday?"

"That's correct."

When I arrive, my daughter is putting Ollie down for a nap, which leaves Tripp and me free to do whatever we want. She is gone in a blur of chic and heels.

"What shall we do first?" I ask my eldest grandson.

"Let's go into the playroom and find something."

"Okay."

We discover paints in a plastic tub, a rainbow dotted smock, brushes and paper. I am tasked with mixing the paints, fetching water to rinse the brushes, spreading newspaper, and taping down the large white sheet of drawing paper. Tripp uses each color just once. ("I already used blue.") When he's finished, he prints TRIPPs WO
                                                                                                                                          RLD on a rendering vibrant with red, yellow, orange, and green.

Next, he's a zooming butterfly, turquoise wings spread. ("Mommy and Ollie and I made this costume," Tripp reports proudly.)


I am introduced to Sailor, his nursery school class take home stuffed Golden Retriever. The idea is that he and Sailor are photographed having various adventures together, which he writes about with Mommy. This week Sailor hid in a large wicker trunk with other stuffed friends, wore a cowboy hat, and was dangled out the car window.

Tripp and Sailor and I are getting Carvel.

Are you kidding me?? Ollie is asleep upstairs!!!

Oops! ðŸ˜œ

After a quick check on Ollie, we trundle outside to practice some yoga. We do Downward Dog, Tree Pose, Mountain Pose, Running in Dizzying Circles Pose, Hopping on Alternating Feet Pose, and Lying Down Pose.

"That's actually called shavasana," I explain. "It means Corpse Pose in Sanskrit."

"What's a corpse?"

"A dead body."

"Actually, it's just called Lying Down Pose, not Corpse Pose."

We kick the soccer ball, and Tripp is just showing me his moves on the scooter when we hear the seductive jingly chimes of an ice cream truck. We dash to the front of the house just in time to see the braking taillights disappear down the hill and out of sight. We are crushed.

"I really, really wanted ice cream," Tripp murmurs, head bowed.

"Me too," I sigh. "I bet he'll be back though."

"When?"

"I think he's just making a practice run."

"What does that mean?"

"It means he's letting everyone know he's back for the season so we can be ready with our money when he drives by again."

"Are we ready with our money?"

"We are," I say, producing a $10 bill.

"I am just going to stand right here on my Waiting Rock," Tripp announces. We wait together, taking periodic breaks to listen for Ollie and to practice more advanced yoga, such as Running Away From a Dangerous Bug Pose and Avoiding the Stinging Bee pose.

We wait and wait, and whenever we hear the elusive canned jingle, our hopes rise.

"Here he comes!" one of us shouts, but the silly ice cream man never does return, and we give up and go inside and talk about a new cartoon called PJ Masks, which features a gecko and possibly an owlet.

"I think you mean TJ Maxx," I suggest, as in perhaps the gecko suit he wants is found at the box store.

"No, Beauma, it's PJ Maksks," Tripp corrects me. "PJ Maksks."

"PJ Masks?"

"Yes, PJ Maksks."

"I think you have an extra "sks" in there."

We are both giggling when Mommy arrives, an unrestrained sort of joy that occurs on a lovely spring day when we are playing and playing and not minding so much if there's ice cream or not. It's all in the waiting.

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