Are We There Yet?

"I need my umbreya!" Tripp says.

Raindrops have started to spatter just as we have pulled into a rest stop off the Taconic Parkway en route to Vermont for the 4th of July weekend. While my daughter changes Ollie in the back of the car, Tripp and I skip inside to choose snacks. Tripp holds two fingers of my right hand and has his tiny blue flashlight to light the way. It's 7:30am.

"Oh!" he says. "Don't go in the wet," he warns me, stepping carefully around a smallish puddle. His choices, after a painfully slow circuit of primarily expensive junk food are a bottle of pink "yemonade," a bag of maple flavored pretzels and M&Ms.

"Are you sure your mother lets you have that pink juice? It looks like it's full of sugar."

"Oh, yes," says Tripp.

"What is taking you two so long?" his mother asks, Ollie riding on her hip. "All of that can go back," she directs us.

"No-o!" Tripp says.

Deftly, Katherine substitutes a Cliff Bar for the pretzels and water for the sickly pink juice. I hide the M&Ms.

"I told you," I whisper to Tripp, "that your mother probably wouldn't approve."

"She was not entirely pleased," he murmurs thoughtfully.

"It's from a book," Katherine explains over her shoulder.

"Whydough?" He asks as we run, run, run back to the car.

"Because it's not healthy."

"Why?"

"Because it's full of sugar."

"But why?"

"Because..."

"How about a movie?" Katherine interrupts, once everyone is buckled back into car seats.

"I want 5 Little Monkeys!" Tripp shouts.

"How about asking nicely?"

"Pease may I have 5 Little Monkeys?"

"Yes," we agree.

"5 Little Monkeys right now?"

"As soon as it is humanly possible."

My job as navigator is to press the repeat button on the DVD player several hundred times, so 5 Little Monkeys can play indefinitely - or for the next 2 hours. I am to adjust Tripp's headphones, which keep slipping, locate his flashlight, offer choice morsels of Cliff Bar and Pirate Booty (not the green kind), feed Ollie organic Os, hand Ollie various toys, but not the Incy Wincy Spider book, because Tripp wants it, make noises and faces, uncap water bottles and offer condolences when the water bottle cap sails out the window.

"Oh, my cap!"

"It's okay, we can substitute another one for that one when we get to Vermont."

"Why?"

"Because the original one flew out the window."

"Why?"

"We're nearly to Beauma's," Katherine interrupts.

"In Vermont?" Tripp asks.

"Yes," we answer.

"Is this Vermont?" says Tripp, surveying his surroundings.

"As soon as we see the green sign welcoming us to Vermont," I explain, "We'll be in Vermont."

"Why?"

"Why is there a sign? Why is there a place called Vermont? Is Vermont simply a state of mind? Why are there clouds? Why do little boys ask so many questions?"  Katherine and I joke.

"Is this Vermont?" Tripp demands, pointing to a field.

"Almost, buddy!"

"Is this Vermont?" Tripp asks pointing to a man on a bicycle.

"Just about!"

"I want to go to Beauma's!"

"We're nearly there!"

"In Vermont?"

"Yes!" we say.

"Why?"

Soon after, we arrive in Manchester, spent.

"Is this Vermont?" Tripp wants to know.

"Yes! Yes! Yes! This is Vermont!"

Tripp indicates a traffic circle, the bookstore, pedestrians, small, possibly quiet children in strollers, and parked cars. All of it is Vermont.

"But, where is Beauma's house?"

"We just have to go through town, make a left, go down a big hill, make another left, go up a big hill, bear left and we will be at Beauma's," I say in an effort to be specific.

We glide into the driveway, Katherine backing up a bit because she has run onto the grass, while Tripp sighs happily, "I just yove Vermont."

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